*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure
I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.
Kobe Bryant—Los Angeles Lakers
Hey remember that one time I didn’t give a fuck what assholes thought and I decided to wear whatever the fuck I want because I’m pretty damn cute? Cuz I sure do.
Jesus christ you’re cute
Creative kid. More creative mom.
fucking idiot got owned
HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!
These make me so happy!!!
let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass
*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*
who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
TWITTER HAS NO CHILL
Only real 90s kids remember waking up in the middle of the night seeing girls gone wild commercials on your tv
I just want somebody to want me.