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Sep 20 2014 7:49 pm

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"Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober."

(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: laurenrosenicole, via the-apathys-surrounding-me)

Sep 20 2014 3:32 pm

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failed step 1

(Source: shinjiikari, via nerd-tendo)

Sep 20 2014 3:32 pm

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step 1: reblog a two part post in the right order

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Sep 20 2014 3:28 pm

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peachberrylove:

aph-lovelies:

commanderofdeath:

Here. Have a cute ghost.

Drag it. It’s transparent.

jESUS CHRIST, MAN

I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY MILK OMG

(Source: papa-erwin, via nerd-tendo)

Sep 20 2014 3:27 pm

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My relationship with my followers
Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
Followers:
Me:
Followers:
Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.

Sep 20 2014 3:27 pm

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The best cure for a dry mouth is a wet vagina.

radicaltoad:

or maybe try some water dumbass

(Source: girl-vs-sex, via my-moral-foundation)

Sep 20 2014 3:24 pm

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iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

(via nerd-tendo)

Sep 20 2014 3:21 pm

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rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

(Source: rftminges, via burgerwiththeworks)

Sep 20 2014 3:21 pm

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eriannny:

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

(via the-light-behind-yourr-eyess)

Sep 20 2014 3:21 pm

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dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

(via xallylawlz)

Sep 18 2014 9:16 pm

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i wonder if i still cross your mind

Sep 17 2014 4:36 pm

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kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

(via pikatru)

Sep 17 2014 4:34 pm

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j6:

*steps into 2005*

(Source: thejadeddoula, via grade-a-memo)

Sep 17 2014 4:32 pm

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shisnojon:

studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen

y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a

tengo una mente muy enferma 

Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP

(via zippersandbuttons)

Sep 17 2014 4:30 pm

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"Better alone than badly accompanied."

Candace Bushnell (via murmurrs)

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