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Aug 19 2014 8:47 pm

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tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

(via awkward-minion)

Aug 19 2014 8:46 pm

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if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

(Source: r0yall, via frostedkiwi)

Aug 19 2014 8:45 pm

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buttsandbarbells:

I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.

(via actual-robot)

Aug 19 2014 8:42 pm

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Kobe Bryant—Los Angeles Lakers

(Source: tumblr.permahoops.org, via yunglostboy)

Aug 19 2014 8:40 pm

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(Source: abedder, via meanplastic)

Aug 19 2014 8:38 pm

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freckled-tree:

misscokebottleglasses:

Hey remember that one time I didn’t give a fuck what assholes thought and I decided to wear whatever the fuck I want because I’m pretty damn cute? Cuz I sure do.

Jesus christ you’re cute

(via introvertso)

Aug 19 2014 8:35 pm

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dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

(via momfruit)

Aug 19 2014 8:16 pm

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420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!

These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

(Source: myowntravellingcircus, via fresher-than-subwayy)

Aug 18 2014 2:06 pm

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thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

(Source: thesassycat, via nonstaff)

Aug 18 2014 2:06 pm

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hahanerdz:

who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend

(via aquare-ll)

Aug 18 2014 1:49 am

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coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via no-regrets-no-happiness)

Aug 18 2014 1:09 am

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rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

(Source: clockest, via dern)

Aug 18 2014 12:34 am

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sixpathsofbased:

Only real 90s kids remember waking up in the middle of the night seeing girls gone wild commercials on your tv

(via yunglostboy)

Aug 18 2014 12:22 am

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n-xstalgic:

I just want somebody to want me.

(via kiss-the-boys-and-make-them--die)

Aug 18 2014 12:22 am

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missing-strings:

Can’t say my mom was too happy with my senior pictures…

(via barrackoblama)


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